DEAD CAT
buy the dip →

DEAD CAT

IT WILL BOUNCE.

PRICE
$100.00
CHANGE
0%
“it will bounce.”
Dead Cat lying flat on the floor
price simulation. not financial advice. not even advice.

THE THEORY

It dropped 20%.
It will bounce.
It dropped 40%.
It will bounce.
It dropped 70%.
It will bounce.
It dropped 94%.
It will bounce.
probably.

CAT ANALYSIS

CAT STATUSBarely alive
BOUNCE CONFIDENCE97%
ACTUAL BOUNCE0%
COPIUMMAXIMUM
COMMON SENSELOW
SELL BUTTONS PRESSED0

WHY BOUNCE?

“oversold”
“bottom is in”
“dev is cooking”
“just one more candle”

THE CAT

Nobody knows when he bought.

Nobody knows why he is still holding.

Everyone knows one thing:

it will bounce.